James Storm vs. Jeff Hardy TNA Impact Result

TNA iMPACT!
Orlando, Florida
June 3, 2010
Commentators: Mike Tenay & Don West
Report by: Josh Boutwell of Wrestleview.com

A video package hyping up Anderson and Hardy's short history together.

In the ring Christy Hemme is standing with a microphone. She welcomes her guest who has a big announcement to make for Slammiversary, Mr. Anderson! Mr. Anderson makes his way out to the ring. Anderson checks out Christy as he gets in the ring and then says he was really looking forward to having a great interview with her tonight but he seems to be distracted at the moment as he stares at Christy's lovely chest. Taz says that's shades of Joe Namath (Roll Tide!) and Anderson keeps staring at Christy's boobs as she pushes his head away every time. Anderson apologizes and Christy turns away so he can't see her chest so Anderson stares at her finer assets (she really does have an awesome...well you know) and she says "really?" Anderson says that doesn't make him a chauvinist or a pig but asks if it makes him an a**hole and Christy says it sure does. Well, then you might as well call me an a**hole, baby! Anderson takes the microphone and says everyone that just called him a a**hole is a hypocrite because they're all just sitting there begging and hoping for a wardrobe malfunction from Christy (yep)! Anderson says so that makes everyone of the fans a**holes too! A big "we are a**holes" chant starts. Anderson says this is going to be a censors nightmare. Anderson gets back to his big announcement and that announcement is that at Slammiversary Beer Money had blanks next to their names for opponents so he stepped up to the plate, but he can't do it by himself. Anderson says it's "just not a party without Jeffrey Nero freakin' Hardy"! Jeff's music hits and the Charismatic Enigma makes his way out to the ring!

Jeff grabs the microphone and then daps it up with Hardy (or as my little cousin says, "gives him knuckles"). Hardy says he knows everyone is asking why he would team with Anderson. Hardy says that Anderson is the funniest a**hole he's ever met and out of all the guys in TNA Anderson is the craziest S.O.B. other than himself. Hardy says all his creatures of the night are inviting to Slammiversary for their party with Beer Money! Anderson says in addition to being an a**hole he is also a cheap a**hole so it's B.Y.O.B. (bring your own beer). Beer Money's music hits! Well, it looks like the Beer is being brought.

Beer Money comes out to the ring, Cowboy with beer bottle in hand. Roode says it's just so cute, TNA's newest "B.F.F.'s", Jeff Hardy and Mr. Anderson...Anderson. Roode asks Jeff and Anderson what either one of them know about tag team wrestling which Jeff laughs at (yeah dumb question Robbie). Roode says Jeff had a little cup of tea earlier on his career with his brother but let's face it Matt carried Jeff the entire time and they sucked anyway so that doesn't count. Roode says tag team isn't about looking cool or being cool, it's not about being friend in and out of the ring, it's about much more than that. He says it's being like brothers and putting your egos aside and putting the team first. Roode says Jeff and Anderson are a mismatch. He says Jeff is a moron and Anderson is an a**hole. He says they're like oil and water...or Lacey Von Erich and that perverted little midget from last week (I'm still having nightmares about that one). Roode says in all seriousness what makes them think that they can compete with Beer Money at Slammiversary. Anderson says this may be a little off subject but why is Roode's hair always freaking wet (oh my God, that is priceless). Anderson points at Cowboy and asks James why he's always wearing sunglasses. Anderson says the only men that wear sunglasses inside are blind men and jackoffs. Taz says he takes exception to that (I spit out Pepsi right there). Storm mocks Anderson and says he's Mr. Funny man not Mr. Anderson. Storm says he does a little standup comedy act himself and then punches Anderson in the mouth!

Beer Money jumps Hardy & Anderson and the beatdown is on! They brawl all over the ring until security runs out to pull them apart. Tenay says Jeff Hardy will face James Storm one-on-one next and Anderson vs. Roode is later!

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"Cowboy" James Storm vs. "Charismatic Enigma" Jeff Hardy

Back from commercials Storm and Hardy are still brawling around ringside! Storm attempts to whip Jeff into the guardrail but Jeff reverses it! Jeff throws James into the ring steps now and then Jeff tries to throw James into the ring post. Storm blocks it but eats a clothesline from Jeff as he turns around. Jeff pulls up the mats at ringside and Hip Tosses Storm onto the concrete! Hardy rolls Storm back into the ring and then goes for a Shoulderblock through the ropes but Storm kicks him in the chest and then hits a Hanging DDT as Jeff was tied up in the ropes! 1...2...NO Jeff kicks out! Storm takes off his shirt now and chokes Jeff with it and then he stands on Jeff's head as he's laying over the bottom rope! Storm rolls out to the floor and kicks Jeff in the head as he was still laying across the ropes! 1...2...NO Jeff kicks out again! Storm has Jeff in a Headlock now but Jeff gets to his feet and fights it off with back elbows. Jeff hits the ropes but Storm nails him with a back elbow and then he ducks a clothesline from Jeff and connects with a Gutbuster followed by a Rock Bottom Sideslam. 1...2...NO Jeff kicks out! Storm rolls out to the floor and grabs a chair and throws it into the ring! The referee stops Storm from using it so Storm goes for a Scoop Slam, but Jeff blocks it and then connects with a Jawbreaker! Hardy and Storm exchange right hands now and then Storm comes off the ropes but Jeff nails him with a clothesline followed by another one and then a Back Elbow. Jeff throws Storm into the corner and then sets the chair up and dives off of it with the Poetry In Motion! 1...2...NO Storm kicks out! Jeff goes for the Twist of Fate but Storm blocks it and goes for a clothesline. Jeff ducks it and then hits a Sitout Front Suplex! Jeff climbs to the top but Storm crotches him! Storm nails Jeff with an Uppercut and then climbs up to the top as well and goes for a Frankensteiner, but Hardy blocks it and then hits the Whisper in the Wind! 1...2...NO Storm still kicks out! Hardy grabs Storm by the feet but he holds onto the ropes so the referee pulls Jeff off. This allows Storm to reach out and grab his beer and take a swig of it. Storm shoves the referee away and spits it into Jeff's face! Storm grabs Jeff and hits the Eye of the Storm! 1...2...NO Jeff kicks out still! Storm grabs the chair again and swings it at Hardy but Hardy moves and the chair hits the ropes causing it to snap back and nail Storm in the face! Jeff grabs Storm and hits the Twist of Fate! Jeff climbs to the top and hits the Swanton Bomb! 1...2...3 and Jeff gets the win in an excellent match!

Winner: Hardy via pinfall (Swanton Bomb)

source: wrestleview.com