Jeff Hardy versus Desmond Wolfe TNA Impact Result
TNA Impact
May 28, 2010
Jeff Hardy comes out with face paint and regular ring gear on. He says hello to the creatures and says he’s out for a simple reason, to “find out what is going on with Mr. Asshole himself” ((Guess you’re allowed to say “Asshole” in TNA, for those of you who were worried.)) Mr. Anderson comes out, also in ring gear and takes Jeff’s microphone. He says multiple variations of Jeff’s name (Jeffy, Jeffro, etc.) He says that he does things like giving assists to maybe confuse people, maybe to confuse Jeff, to confuse the people, or because “I’m an asshole.” Loud cheer and a “We want asshole” chant starts up. He says Jeff has Green Hair, Face Paint, cool tattoos, he mocks his ring dance. He says some people says, and he mocks an old lady voice: “That guy is an asshole.” He point to various people in the audience and says that “He’s an asshole, she’s an asshole, would you like to be an asshole?” He proceeds to spell out “Asshole” while the audience chants on with him. AJ Styles comes out with Ric Flair and the rest of his “team” (Beer Money and Desmond Wolfe.) He says that he just got here and he was told he had a match, so he went to Bischoff and “he said you personally requested this match.” Jeff says that he didn’t request a match with anyone tonight. AJ says he wasn’t talking to Hardy and he was talking about Anderson. He asks Anderson if he knows who he is. That he is “AJ Styles, ‘The Phenomenal One’ AJ Styles, The One.” Anderson says he knows who he is but he wants to let AJ know who he is. He fakes introducing himself before giving Jeff his microphone back and calling for his microphone. He does his routine introduction and his music plays to close out the segment
Desmond Wolfe vs. Jeff Hardy
Kurt Angle is on commentary for the match. Kurt praises Desmond and Taz makes a “Lonely like a wolf” comment, referring to Chelsea’s absence. Surprisingly Kurt Angle stated he’s never faced Jeff Hardy, and would love to. Wolfe starts the match with a right hand to Hardy. Wolfe hits Hardy with Stiff Uppercuts and Angle says he likes Desmond’s ring style. Hardy mule kicks Wolfe, which knocks him to the outside, and Hardy hits a cross body to Wolfe. Jeff throws the Hardy sign for the fans and gets elbowed in the face by Wolfe. repeats his “Lonely like a wolf” comment after Angle mentions that he likes the “Creatures of the Night” name. Hardy’s Twist of Fate attempt was countered into an arm wringer by Desmond and gets a two count. Desmond tries to hit the Tower of London but Hardy avoids it. Hardy gets hit by a running uppercut, but Jeff tries again for the Twist of Fate, which was countered into a Hammerlock DDT and only got a two count. Jeff accidentally kicks the ref while coming down for a moonsault. Hardy hits the Twist of Fate but the referee is out cold. Desmond reaches into his trunks and grabs a sack full of quarters ((Didn’t Jerry Lawler do that like thirty years ago?)) and nails him with it. Hebner wakes up and Wolfe pins Hardy. The Winner by Pinfall: Desmond Wolfe
source: tnastars.com
